So when I ran across this article earlier, I had to stand up and shout! I've been complaining about the groundhog for weeks! Hopefully, we you read it, you'l laugh hard enough to keep yourself warm.
BUTLER COUNTY, OH (FOX19) -
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Officials in Butler County, Ohio have indicted a famous groundhog for the rash of cold winter type weather we've been having.
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The indictment, filed by Butler County Prosecuting Attorney Michael Gmoser, alleges that on or about February 02, 2013, at Gobbler's Knob, Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with
prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early.
prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early.
The suit goes on to say that, "contrary to the Groundhog Day report, a snowstorm and record low temperatures have been and are predicted to continue in the near future, which constitutes the offense of MISREPRESENTATION OF EARLY SPRING, a Unclassified Felony, and against the peace
and dignity of the State Of Ohio." {See the full indictment here}
and dignity of the State Of Ohio." {See the full indictment here}
Butler County suggests that the penance for such a misrepresentation should be the death penalty.
The high on Thursday in Cincinnati was 37 degrees
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