Plea to Mother Nature

Dear Mother Nature,

If you're listening, please stop with the rain.  I've had enough.  The rivers are overflowing, the streets are now flooding, the dog has been covered in mud for weeks.  I'll soon need a canoe to get the mail, the moat around the house is growing and the boys are going stir crazy.  And for heavens sake, people can't drive in it! 

So if you can hear me, please bring back the sunshine, the warmer temperatures...even the clouds will do.  Just stop with the wet stuff!

Sincerely,

Soggy in Cincinnati

PS.  If you can't stop the rain, can you at least send Noah for me?