Thursday, February 12, 2015

I'm sorry. So sorry.



Dear Mr. Monkey,

You lasted longer than your counterparts...a whole 3 days.  You provided hours and hours of play for the puppy and the big brown one.  Who knew the dollar store toy (that the puppy stole from my office) would provide so much entertainment?  And I promise you, I will do everything in my power to determine which canine decided to eat your face off.  One minute, you were smiling...the next you were missing and ear and a large portion of your face.  I sincerely apologize and thank you for your service.

Much love,

Jaws Mommy

 

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