Hello?

Is anyone out there? 

Can anyone hear?

I'm tired of WINTER.

It's lasted a year.

No more ice.

No more snow.

No more salt.

I must go.

To the south?

No, not there.

To the north?

Oh heck no.

I'm not sure I can find

many places without snow.

The east coast has been pounded.

The south's bitter cold.

Flakes have been spotted in Texas, 

at least that's what I'm told.

California was frigid, 

The Midwest's nothing but ice.

So I guess it'll be hard 

to find anywhere nice.

So I'll shovel and sigh.

I'll snow blow and pout.

Will Spring ever arrive?

I'm starting to doubt.

Words of encouragement.

That's what I need on this day.

Anything that says

Winters not here to stay.

Send me sunshine and warm temps,

I'd love either one.

But if you can not send either,

then please just send RUM!