Dos Equis!

So Colleen is away tonight and I get to choose the topic. She suggested the bunnies again... Um no!

Colleen recently discovered "The Worlds Most interesting Man" from the Dos Equis commercials. She showed little interest in the commercials as she only wanted to know who the guy in the meme's was.

So I thought this would be a great opportunity to share some of my favorite facts about the worlds most interesting man.

1) He has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

2) He knows who let the dogs out.
3) He tells his milk if and when to expire.
4) He won the world series of poker with UNO cards.
5) Werewolves are jealous of his beard.
6) Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.
7) Google uses him as a search engine.
8) He fought the law and won.
9) He lives vicariously through himself.
10) He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
11) The dark is scared of him.
12) When a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, he hears it.
13) He once won a staring contest with his own reflection.
14) When he attends the Opera, it is not over until he says it is.

15) He has never waited 15 minutes after a meal to return to the pool.

16) He once brought a knife to a gun fight just to even the odds.
17) Superman has pajamas with HIS logo.
18) Mr. Whipple lets him squeeze the Charmin.
19) His Cinco De Mayo party starts on the 8th of March.
20) He actually knows Victoria's secret but won't tell anybody what it is.
21) Paper refuses to cut him.
22) If he visited the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark.
23) He shot the Sheriff and the Deputy.
24) When he want's to write an awesome blog, he always consults Jeff.
25) He's only failed to get the woman 1 time and that was Colleen to Jeff!

Ok, so the last two haven't been used in the commercials yet, but I have submitted them.

Remember... Being boring is a choice, those mild salsas and pleated khakis don't buy themselves!

Stay thirsty my friends!

Jeff