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Pinch hitting tonight for Colleen Thomas...
The infamous Jeff Thomas.
Applause!
Ok, for my 1st attempt (aka the 1st time Colleen even considered letting me do this), I wanted to make sure that this was the best blog ever. After re-reading several of Colleens previous posts, I quickly realized that I may have set the bar a little high. So I started to ask myself, what does Colleen do to make the blog so good? Answer, she writes about the "hype" of real things that happened that day while adding her own behind the scenes reality. Colleen captures the warm and fuzzy, human interest side of the story in her blog. If you know me, mine will come more from the cold hard reality side. Good right? probably not, but here goes anyway.
The Hype
Colleen is away! everyone one knows what that means, Men Night! Order pizza, watch manly TV, stay up late, burp without saying excuse me, talk about girls ,etc. What could be more exciting than all of that rolled up in one action packed evening?
The Cold Hard Reality
Will: Great, another men night. AKA, I have to stay in and entertain Jeff. Why does he think ordering pizza is so cool? I would much rather go to Putters. Hope Mom comes home soon, so I can play my PS3.
Willow: wah wah wah, Mom's not home. I don't know what to do with myself. I always lay at Mom's feet. I guess I will lay at Will's feet. At least he shows me some compassion. Dad just yells at me to MOVE.
Zoey: This is sooooo boring. Taccoa is not doing anything. Willow is being her normal goody two shoes and Mom is not here to distract Dad while I eat firewood. This day couldn't be worse!
Taccoa: Seriously, Mom's gone again. Normally I run around like a chicken with my head cut-off and throw my toys at Mom (very, very funny). Dad apparently does not find this behavior to be funny at all and he actually throws things back at me. I mean really, I'm just a baby. I guess I will just lay on my toys and hope I don't end up having to go to bed early. This better only be one night.
Well there you have it. Life is no fun without MOM.
I expect this to go viral before bed!
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