Introducing....

Thomas Computer Restoration and Repair.

Have a hardware problem?  Look no further.  We offer great service, quick turn around time and friendly technicians.  Blow your hard drive?  We replace, reload and re-install to have you up and running in no time.  And the best part?  All services (parts and labor) are free!  Sound to good to be true?  Just give us a call and find out for yourself.  College students available as references.  Delivery available upon request.

If you're looking for the small print (the catch), here it is.  Curse words may be used in the repair of your equipment.