Signs

Signs that you are no longer a carefree teenager:

1.  You wake up before the alarm clock.
2.  You actually check in with your Mom because you want to, not because you have to.
3.  Coffee tastes better than Red Bull.
4.  Parenting has replaced babysitting.
5.  You need a comfortable bed, not just a pillow to fall asleep.
6.  Twitter is still something a bird does.
7.  You've had gift cards for more than 24 hours and they're not burning a hole in your pocket.  The same applies to $5.
8.  Doctors don't ask you if you take medication daily, they ask you what medication you take daily.
9.  Mowing the lawn is a chore, not an hour concert starring you singing at the top of your lungs.
10.  A quiet Friday night at home with a crossword puzzle is a choice, not a punishment.